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All People Will Serve*

Service in a local, unregulated militia will be mandatory for all citizens, and a draft will be established to facilitate the program†. Senator Sky Damon will breathe new life into the Second Amendment right to bear arms. 

Students will be given small arms training from kindergarten on. High school students will learn how to use shoulder-fired missiles. The Glocks for Tots program will be expanded from the Christmas holidays to a year-long drive, thus ensuring all kids have access to weapons and training, regardless of socio-economic status.

The country will maintain maximum vigilance at all times. We will be under constant red alert. Only then will this country be safe.

*This stance written and paid for by the National Rifle Association.
†As in previous drafts, exemptions will be made for full-time college students, children from families in the highest tax brackets, and federal politicians' offspring.

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