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on March 12, 2020

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The Shroud of Moron

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Neo-Nato

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Make God Great Again

Home Enlargement from Washington Post Story. A surprising first-ever photograph of of a black hole reveals more evidence that President Donald J. Trump is in fact the Second Coming incarnate. This evidence is in addition to the stunning discovery last year of a medieval depiction of the Old Testament God in Turin, Italy. That painting shows a majestic and raging Father, in all his glory, and a spitting image of our great president, Donald J. Trump. The truth was revealed in a shocking Washington Post story (see below). Normally, we would consider any story from the Washington Post to be fake news , but since this story seems to adhere to the truth, revealed truth no less, we stand by its legitimacy. Home

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