Why We Evangelicals Support President Trump
It seems obvious now, especially in light of this newly discovered masterpiece, that Donald Trump wasn't merely God's choice to be the leader of the world; Donald Trump IS God. And lucky for us, He is not the mamby-pamby liberal God of the New Testament, who coddles the weak, the sick, and the poor, and punishes the rich and powerful:"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." —Liberal, fake God, Matthew 19:23-26.
No, He is the Old Testament God of Hellfire and Brimstone, a mercurial and capricious God who punishes the weak and rewards the strong. He never turns the other cheek, and He always practices an eye-for-an-eye—a strong leader who smites his enemies (even their children). And He LOVES rich people, people who are rich because they are simply better and more moral people than the sniveling, abject poor—the people Mitt Romney calls takers. Just as we don't question God's actions or motives, so we shouldn't question our new Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump.
Just look at the evidence for His second coming:
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