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Rise & Shine.
All of the Senator’s issues coalesce in these End Times. It is incumbent on all of us to make the Rapture happen as quickly and effortlessly as possible; the planet is just getting too darned crowded, in spite of mankind's valiant endeavors the past 4 millennia to rid the planet of other species. It’s time to move on to a roomier place: Heaven above. Toward that goal, the Senator supports all efforts to create conditions favorable for Jesus's return to Earth.

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