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Fireproof Freedom

Senator Sky Damon firmly believes in free speech. However, as a decorated veteran, he is also a patriot who reveres the American flag and thinks it shouldn't be burned. Therefore, as a solution to this apparent contradiction, Senator would immediately push for legislation that would require all flags be made out of fireproof material. Also, anyone caught trying in any way to deface the American flag will be turned over to one of the corporations who grace the new national standard for a period if indentured servitude, whose length to be determined by that corporation.

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