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New American Pastime
If elected, the Senator promises to immediately push for legislation that makes Nascar the official American pastime, replacing baseball.

Baseball, a sport born of a slower, bucolic era, is boring to the typical American of today. Nothing screams 21st-century America like loudly painted cars pulling six hundred horses, belching fumes, and screeching around a track at two-hundred miles an hour.

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